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Friday, July 09, 2004

Kerry and Edward 2004 vs Mets World Series Win

I was posed a question by an old friend of mine. He is a right wing fanatic Yankee fan. Yes I understand that their is not much worse a combination in the world then a right wing fanatic Yankee fan. I overlook it because he is a good man and we've known each other since I was four years old.

He gave me the power to choose. Yes my friends I have the power to either have the Mets sweep the Yankees to win the world series or have Kerry and Edwards win the presidential election. This may be the hardest decision I will ever have to make. If you have read my posts you understand that well The Mets are second only to my family. At the same time I know that G.W Bush is ruining the world. The Mets or The World hmmm. I will now make this decision.

Kerry and Edwards
Why I would choose?
1. They will make the world a safer place in the long run
2. They have a chance to make the right choices for the future of the country
3. The Bush administration is evil and elitist. (They call you the Elite I call you my base.)
4. G.W.B was a bad baseball owner. And he really did not win the last election (popular vote)
5. The current administration is great at throwing everyone under the bus. (CIA)
6. They will make the right decision regarding the environment and will implement a real energy policy.
7. I can list a bunch more but you get the point.
Why I would not choose?
1. It is only four years
2. How much damage can G.W.B and friends do in only four more years.
3. What has John Kerry or John Edwards ever done for me except ask for campaign contributions?
4. It is only four years the and last Mets Championship was in 1986. Which is more then four years!

Mets Win World Series vs Yankees in a sweep
Why I would Choose?
1. It has been since 1986 with no guarantee of a World Series in sight.
2. I truly think Mike Piazza deserves a championship ring.
3. Playoff Baseball at Shea is awesome. I mean it the place may be a dump but it rocks in the playoffs and during a pennant race.
4. The Yankees are Evil. Evil like Satan, Deal with the Devil etc. etc.
5. Would make me happier then if Kerry and Edwards would win the White House
6. You get the point etc. etc,
Why I would not Choose?
1. It is a selfish choice. Only helps all Met and Non Yankee fans.
2. They may win it without my intervention
3. Would it feel like a hollow victory if I knew I had commanded it to happen.
4. And know for the happy re-cap Mets just beat Marlins.

This is a hard choice but I choose to have Kerry and Edwards be guaranteed the election and then root like hell to get the Mets to a World Series victory they earned.

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